ICEMIRE MASSACRE: 35 KILL NEW YEAR'S FRENZY!

Chaos erupted at the usually peaceful IceMire settlement this past Tuesday as a wave of brutal violence left 35 dead. Witnesses reportedings scenes of carnage with bodies strewn the streets. The motive is still unclear and police are working tirelessly to apprehend the savage fiend. A tense silence has fallen over the community as fear grips the he